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Real Men? Not So Much. Book Boyfriends? Oh Yeah – Sassy Square Pillow (Free U.S. Shipping)

This square pillow was designed for women who don’t have time to chase men or swipe right. You’re too busy falling for hot, fictional heroes who don’t ghost, don’t play games, and always know how to say the right things. 

The front declares your priorities: "I don’t chase men. I don’t swipe right. I flip pages." On the back, it delivers the undeniable truth—“Book Boyfriends Rule.”

So, cozy up with a cup of tea and your latest romance read, and let this pillow be testimony to your unwavering loyalty to book boyfriends who never disappoint.

Pillow Details:

  • Choose from 4 sizes: 14, 16, 18 or 20 inches.
  • Pillow message starts on front and ends on back.
  • 100% Polyester cover.
  • Inherently mildew; water-resistant.
  • 100% Polyester removable insert.
  • Concealed zipper for insert removal.
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5 inch.

Clean/Care Instructions:

  • Remove the pillow cover. 
  • Pre-treat the stains; soapy water.
  • Machine wash, cold, normal cycle. 
  • Do not bleach or dry clean. 
  • Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. 
  • Fluff to reshape. 
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 14" × 14"

Sku: 20161223584099688328